| 9 August 1979 |
[Aug. 9th, 2011|08:04 pm] |
WARDED TO LEONIDAS YAXLEY.I would like Robert McKinnon as a brother-in-law even less than I would like Rabastan. |
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| 8 August 1979 |
[Aug. 8th, 2011|03:38 pm] |
WARDED TO XANDER MULCIBER.Leonidas tells me you're very fond of the Imperius Curse, Xander. I was wondering if you'd be willing to do a small favour for me. |
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| 1 August 1979 |
[Aug. 1st, 2011|11:07 pm] |
WARDED TO DEMETRIUS GIBBON.Hello, Demetrius. I made the mistake of offering to have a talk with you about the state of things with Edwina and she accepted. Let's pretend we're having a serious chat about it. WARDED TO LEONIDAS YAXLEY, HUGO CRABBE, & CHARLEMAGNE TRAVERS.How difficult is learning the Imperius Curse? |
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| 1 August 1979 |
[Aug. 1st, 2011|12:54 am] |
WARDED TO LEONIDAS YAXLEY.Hello, Leo. I believe I've been much too harsh with you lately. I'm monstrously sorry about that. You aren't a terrible brother at all. |
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| 29 July 1979 |
[Jul. 29th, 2011|05:06 pm] |
People can be so ungrateful. I'm still bothered about my thankless attempt to find a match for that Davy Gudgeon. Suzanne Shimpling, you may have him.
WARDED TO LEONIDAS YAXLEY.A cat doll coat? |
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| 27 July 1979 |
[Jul. 27th, 2011|12:24 pm] |
Kitty and I think Davy Gudgeon needs a significant other much more than her prior subject. I'm sure you all agree. So, if you are interested in a young man who undoubtedly spends quite a bit of his time watching sweaty men, answer the following questions and don't lie:1. Do you enjoy Quidditch? (This is what all of your dates will likely revolve around.)
2. What is your name? (Notice I list this question second.)
3. Are you male or female?
4. Are you currently employed? (The concessions at Quidditch games are overpriced, after all.)
5. How old are you?
6. Do you like the Scottish? (Your children will receive ridiculous Scottish names regardless of your nationality.) |
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| 19 July 1979 |
[Jul. 19th, 2011|02:53 pm] |
WARDED TO LEONIDAS YAXLEY.Sending the McKinnons dung wouldn't have much of an impact, would it. They seem like the type who spend their free time rolling about in it. |
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| 17 July 1979 |
[Jul. 17th, 2011|09:04 pm] |
I don't care at all for the pressure of deciding what to name my child. Such a pity they don't arrive with names. I could live with nearly any name. Except the name Charity, perhaps. I don't want my child sounding as though it belongs to the world's oldest profession.
WARDED TO LEONIDAS YAXLEY.Well. I hope you're happy, Leonidas. WARDED TO RABASTAN LESTRANGE.So, you're having tea with my sister. |
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| 2 July 1979 |
[Jul. 2nd, 2011|12:57 am] |
WARDED TO LEONIDAS YAXLEY.Leonidas. |
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| 17 June 1979 |
[Jun. 17th, 2011|09:56 pm] |
WARDED TO LEONIDAS YAXLEY.I'm upset with you, Leonidas. |
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| 15 June 1979 |
[Jun. 15th, 2011|02:32 pm] |
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I have decided I loathe being pregnant. |
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| 8 June 1979 |
[Jun. 8th, 2011|03:49 pm] |
I don't understand what purpose giants serve. They're even more useless than Mudbloods. Which, as you know, are quite useless, but at least the only thing they trample on are our traditions and the Statute of Secrecy. So I really don't understand why giants are being allowed to roam free. They obviously don't have the good sense to avoid populated areas.
WARDED TO LEONIDAS YAXLEY.I've decided I'm in a good mood today. You should come have dinner with Hugo and I. I can't promise he won't chew with his mouth open, though. I find looking at his forehead helps to avoid looking at that. WARDED TO LIANNE YAXLEY.How is Tapioca? It's such a pity we haven't found poor Pudding yet. I truly hoped we would. |
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| 19 May 1979 |
[May. 19th, 2011|03:10 pm] |
I dislike this Order nonsense because they're tacky. Orange shirts and sparkles? I can't decide what I disagree with more. Their stance on Mudbloods or how they present themselves.
My theory is they're all pre-Hogwarts children who needed something to do after craft-time. It's the only thing that would explain the sparkles. I wouldn't be at all surprised if their next display was made of felt. Or perhaps angry friendship bracelets. Or even a rebellious puppet show.
If the Death Eaters take up sparkling as well, I will move. |
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| 12 May 1979 |
[May. 12th, 2011|09:49 pm] |
WARDED TO LEONIDAS YAXLEY.Leonidas. |
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| 2 May 1979 |
[May. 2nd, 2011|03:11 am] |
WARDED TO YAXLEYS.I have terrible news. |
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